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Dr. Dale's Zombie Dictionary (The A-Z Guide to Staying Alive) by Dr. Dale |
Paperback: 352 pages |
Dr. Dale's Zombie Dictionary (The A-Z Guide to Staying Alive) by Dr. Dale Review by Jeani Rector As the editor of The Horror Zine, I read a lot of horror. Now I am not complaining; I founded The Horror Zine because I love scary stuff and Twilight-Zone-type endings. But still, it was a nice change when I was asked to review Dr. Dale’s Zombie Dictionary (The A-Z Guide to Staying Alive). It is a change for me because Dr. Dale’s Zombie Dictionary is not really horror; it is comedy. I figured that out when I got my first belly laugh from reading the back cover which states: Full money back guarantee offered should you die in a zombie apocalypse within 30 days of purchase. Once I saw that, I knew I was in for a treat. It gets even funnier from there. The very first sentence in the Introduction reads: Hi, I’m Dr. Dale from Dr. Dale’s School of Survival and I’ve written this book to make sure you don’t get your intestines ripped out. The Zombie Dictionary begins with the word AARDVARK and ends with the word ZOO. Why doesn’t it end with the word ZOMBIE, you ask? Because Dr. Dale thought that word was so important to this book (since they are the stars, so to speak) that he broke protocol and put the word ZOMBIE first. Each word is accompanied by an essay as to why this word can help you stay alive in the upcoming zombie apocalypse (everyone knows it is coming soon to a neighborhood near you). It is a tongue-in-cheek guide for all those who may have missed the movie Zombieland (to which the book makes a reference), or who have seen the movie Zombieland fifty times and it still is not enough zombie comedy for you. A movie is only two hours long, but you can have days of fun with the Zombie Dictionary. Some of the highlights: Under ALIENS Under GARAGE Under GARDEN CENTRE Under INTERNET Under PHOBIAS So you see, the examples I have listed above are some of what you can expect from Dr. Dale’s Zombie Dictionary, who is really Dr. Dale Seslick, who is really really Ben Muir. And the book also contains zombie drawings by Jack Knight. Remember, this is not a novel but instead it is a book of survival essays. Most of these essays are very funny, some are lame, but all are entertaining. All in all, I do recommend this book because it feeds those who just cannot get enough of zombies and also because I gotta give Dr. Dale credit for thinking of this idea before I did. About the only problem I have with this book is the frequent use of the word ‘whilst,’ but that could be annoying for me because I am not British. Who knows, maybe the Brits go around saying ‘whilst’ in every day conversation. After all, these are the same people who loved the Carpenters so much that one of their songs made it to # 9 on the charts in 1977. Spoken from a true American who is ‘out there.’
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You can buy Dr. Dale's Zombie Dictionary HERE. About the Author Dr. Dale Dr. Dale's (Ben Muir) first love has always been the theatre and he began writing scripts back in college whilst taking his Performing Arts Degree - after winning the UK Young Radio Playrights award in 1996 he went on to work freelance, scripting new drama for various theatre companies across the UK. In 2003 Ben joined forces with some friends and formed After Dark Entertainments which presents interactive theatre shows based around his second love of all things murder, horror and geekdom. In 2009 they premiered 'How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse' and the character of Dr Dale was born (alond with the other misfits at the School of Survival) and hence the tie in book was penned and released. Ben currently still works as a freelance playright and is working on his second book as we speak. About the Reviewer Jeani Rector While most people go to Disneyland while in Southern California, Jeani Rector went to the Fangoria Weekend of Horror there instead. She grew up watching the Bob Wilkins Creature Feature on television and lived in a house that had the walls covered with framed Universal Monsters posters. It is all in good fun and actually, most people who know Jeani personally are of the opinion that she is a very normal person. She just writes abnormal stories. Doesn’t everybody? Jeani Rector is the founder and editor of The Horror Zine and has had her stories featured in magazines such as Aphelion, Midnight Street, Strange Weird and Wonderful, Macabre Cadaver, Ax Wound, Horrormasters, Morbid Outlook, Horror in Words, Black Petals, 63Channels, Death Head Grin, Hackwriters, Bewildering Stories, Ultraverse, Story Mania, Lost Souls, All Destiny, and many others. Her novel Around a Dark Corner was released in the USA on Graveyard Press in 2009.
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