Re-imagined nursery rhymes for sick minds
JACK AND JILL
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To hunt for the living dead
Jack came back
But Jill was nil
With a bullet hole in her head
OLD MOTHER HUBBARD
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to her cupboard
Looking to cast a spell
She called on the Devil
And asked for his help
To send her accusers to Hell
WEE WILLIE WINKIE
Wee Willie Winkie
Runs through the town
Warning the people
That werewolves abound
But no one believed him
So left him to die
Eaten he was
The poor little guy
TWINKLE TWINKLE PENTAGRAM
Twinkle, twinkle
Pentagram
Looking for the Son of Sam
Just a lonely, crazy guy
Hunt for victims
Make them die
Twinkle, twinkle
Pentagram
Try to catch me if you can
LITTLE BO PEEP
Little Bo Peep
Has lost her sheep
So off she went to find them
But werewolves found her
Along with the sheep
And left her bones behind them
LITTLE MISS MUFFET
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
Keeping vampires at bay
With garlic and mirrors
She played on their fears
And scared the vampires away
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Dennis Bagwell is a published poet whose work has been featured in numerous books, magazines and web sites. He was raised by werewolves and parties with vampires. He worships the devil and sees dead people. His hobbies include zombie hunting and walks in cemeteries. Dennis is also a compulsive liar.
You can find more about Dennis HERE
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